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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Re: God Stuff and The F@rting Preacher
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2007, 08:06:23 PM »

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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Re: God Stuff and The F@rting Preacher
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 09:53:05 AM »

godstuff Episode #042
 http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/godstuff/video.html?format=wm&vid=042
 
#42: The Spirit gets a movin' as the "Brownsville Blessing" causes onlookers to ask, "Oh man, what's going on?" The Vineyard Church has 'em crawling on the floor and barking like dogs and South Africa's Rodney Howard-Browne literally runs around his congregation, screaming.
 
 http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/godstuff/video.html?format=wm&vid=043
 
godstuff Episode #043
 http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/godstuff/video.html?format=wm&vid=044
#43: Spaced-out Space Queen Uriel, great high prophetess of the Unarius Society from the star cluster Pleiades, explains how the "Space Brothers" are coming to save us in the "great space landing" scheduled for early 2001! (Well, maybe it's 2010.)
 
godstuff Episode #044
 
#44: Outrageous "Exhibitions for The Lord (jezuz)" are the order of the day as John Jacobs' Power Team blows up exploding hot water bottles for Jezuz (what?). Not to be out-witnessed, members of the "Brownsville Blessing" crowd get down, get funky and flop all over the stage in order to convince unbelievers that their Jezuz is "what's happening!"
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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Re: God Stuff and The F@rting Preacher
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2007, 11:18:38 PM »

Godstuff Episode #051: Reviewing the state-of-the-art in praise music, we find: ultimate Christian lounge act Mike Murdock performing one of his "Love Songs to God"; Brother Billy Locklear blowing the roof off the place with his rendition of "Jesus Brought a Change in My Life"; Rodney Howard-Browne crooning about "Holy Ghost Wine"; and The Rappin' Prophet, Kim Clement telling us "we're somewhere in the future and we look much better than we look right now!" Beth Littleford turns out to be the answer to the Godstuff trivia question: Who is the only woman to ever host Godstuff?
http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/godstuff/video.html?format=wm&vid=051
 
Godstuff Episode #050: Fortunately for us there are plenty of godly men trying to ease our passage into heaven. Religious fund raising gun-for-hire Steve Muncie tells us all we need to do is give him $30,000. WV Grant has miracle water from the Jordan River that will solve all our ills and Jan and Paul Crouch have miracle marking pens and spiritual sunshades ready for our redemption. Rodney Howard-Browne however, warns us that if we "steal his collection plate, we'll die!"
http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/godstuff/video.html?format=wm&vid=050
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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Re: God Stuff and The F@rting Preacher
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 05:55:07 PM »

Godstuff #53: Saved By The Bell! It's our Jonathan Bell special. Wherein we visit the little hairdresser for the Lord waaaaay up there in the frozen North of Canada. We discover a kinder, gentler Jonathan who has been "learning to love people" since his short-lived TV career went down the tubes.

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/godstuff/video.html?format=wm&vid=053
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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Re: God Stuff and The F@rting Preacher
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2007, 05:57:13 PM »

God Stuff #52: Here's our guide to help you as you choose your spiritual healthcare provider. Brother Ernest Angley the pride of Akron, Ohio "heals" a deaf mute, Benny Hinn mows down the hurting with his Armani suit coat, and then Angley "heals" a terminal case of acne and "heeyuuulls!" the viewing audience not once but thrice.
 
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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath

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Re: God Stuff and The F@rting Preacher
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2007, 04:38:11 PM »

Unfortunately, or fortunately, my security centre could only play 10% of the links given. 

I'm wondering if it is even "righteous" for a self-believed "righteous" one to display such things?

Then there is also the sensitivity thing going on too.... the one posting these things is so sensitive to a belief that there is a screaming FOUL wail when the ones he critizes may speak against what he believes or accepts.

ROFLMAO!!!!

tsk tsk... naughty naughty
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Re: God Stuff and The F@rting Preacher
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 12:33:53 PM »

[cue voice of Lou Costello]
I am a baaaaaaad boy!
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Mankind cannot rise to the essential principles on which society must rest unless it meets with Israel. And Israel cannot fathom the depths of its own Tradition unless it meets with mankind.
(Rabbi Elijah Benamozegh, 1823-1901)

"Violence in self-defense is absolutely justifiable." Irv Rubin interview, Los Angeles Times, November 9, 1995

Let me strive every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.
Let me think of the right and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.
Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.
Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.
Let me do right to all, and wrong no man.
--- Doc Savage's Oath
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