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« on: March 25, 2006, 08:19:01 AM »

Cogito submitted the statement,

'This reply is indisputable evidence of my existence."

I hereby submit to you that what is good for the goose is good for the gander:

This reply is indisputable evidence of my existence.

That matter is settled.  You will all now need to set aside existence of God arguments, despite my great entertainment from them, and discuss the true manner of my name.

Seeing you all soon, I hope,

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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2006, 08:23:08 AM »

God!  How nice it is to see you again.  Here is the link for those wondering if Cogito really said such a thing:

http://www.sntjohnny.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=1928

I'm sorry God, but folks around here probably won't believe Cogito said such a thing unless we link to it.

See ya later!
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2006, 04:10:02 PM »

God, as sure as I am that you exist, I am also sure that you are not all that you are cracked up to be.  ;-)
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2006, 10:56:41 PM »

Actually what Cogito. . . er, what I said, paraphrased, is this:

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"This sentence is indisputable proof that that which is responsible for this sentence being here exists."


. . . and it is.

Your senses, assuming you can read that sentence, provide you with indisputable proof that that sentence exists.

Now the question becomes, how did the sentence get on your monitor?

This is an entirely different question and one that requires an inference from experience to find the most probable explanation.

Given sntjohnny's epistemology, the sentence quoted above is as likely as not to be the result of tiny invisible elves busily at work inside your computer.

His "theory" might run like this: Computers are not connected to the outside world at all. They are self-contained. What is believed by some to be communications coming into their computers from other people is actually only the work of little elves who live inside computers.

Rational folks, however, will not find sntjohnny's belief convincing. They are more likely to believe that the quoted sentence most likely was constructed by a human author who has access to the internet. This is an imminently more reasonable inference to draw from the facts of the situation as we know them and from our experience on earth.

To recap: From our observation of the sentence, "This sentence is indisputable proof that that which is responsible for this sentence being here exists," we know that the sentence exists because it appears on our monitors.

From there, based on our experience, we can easily infer the phenomenon most likely to be responsible for that sentence's appearance and for all the others attributed to "Cogito."

It could be chance, it could be a computer glitch, it could be tiny elves, it could be gods, it could be extraterrestrials, it could be a computer program, etc.

But, based on experience, it is virtually indisputable that a human being with access to the internet is responsible for the messages on this board that are attributed to "Cogito." [Given the progress made in AI in recent years, this inference may not be nearly as strong in the future as it is today.]  

Snjohnny and people who share his epistemology see no essential difference between possibility and probability. For them, the phrase "Well, it's possible, isn't it?" has real significance. In their mysterious world, it is as likely that an event happens due to the work of invisible elves and gods simply because "Well, it's possible, isn't it?" as it is that something more natural and much, much more probable is responsible for it.
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2006, 11:42:56 PM »

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Actually what Cogito. . . er, what I said, paraphrased, is this:

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"This sentence is indisputable proof that that which is responsible for this sentence being here exists."


. . . and it is.


Paraphrased?  lol.  Well, I'm not God or anything, but I went back and looked at the post in question.  Here it all is, just in case you decide its so embarrasing that even a 'paraphrase' doesn't fix matters and you try to change it:

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sntjohnny wrote:
To say someone is a murderer is to make an extraordinary claim- yet you can convict him with a strand of ordinary hair.


In what way is that an extraordinary claim? People murder other people all the time.

If it is claimed that a person murdered another person by sticking a pin through a voo-doo doll's likeness of the victim, well now, THAT is an extraordinary claim and that will require quite a bit more than someone's strand of hair to substantiate.


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I look forward to hearing you present your indisputable argument for your ordinary existence.


This reply is indisputable evidence of my existence.

OK, now that that's settled, and if you would be so kind as to respond to the rest of my reply, we can continue.


I bolded it.

The rest of your post doesn't deserve any attention if you can't even admit to saying what you did say.  Worse, to accuse God of lying?!!?!?  

Come on man.  Just admit it:  We cannot have indisputable evidence even for our own existence, and our own existences are quite ordinary.  For you to insist on 'indisputable evidence' for things you consider are extraordinary is ad hoc and arbitrary.  Truly, no sane person goes about living their lives every seeking, hoping for, or depending on 'indisputable evidence.'  It would truly drive them mad.
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2006, 11:44:53 PM »

Well, I'll jump in on one thing in order to make the point clear:

"This is an imminently more reasonable inference to draw from the facts of the situation as we know them and from our experience on earth."

A reasonable inference?  Maybe.  Indisputable?  Nope.  This was proved immediately as you disputed the existence of God based on the same type of evidence that you supplied for your own existence.
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2006, 01:15:39 AM »

Why would I not admit what I said? What I also said that you neglected to mention was this:
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I only claim to be that which is responsible for this message appearing on your screen.

I may be a god. I may be a program. I may be a glitch in your computer. I may be any one of a number of things.


I'm sure it's just because you overlooked it in your haste to respond and not because it makes my argument stronger.

We all know how strongly you feel about arguing against an opponent's best argument.  :roll:


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Well, I'll jump in on one thing in order to make the point clear:

"This is an imminently more reasonable inference to draw from the facts of the situation as we know them and from our experience on earth."

A reasonable inference? Maybe. Indisputable? Nope. This was proved immediately as you disputed the existence of God based on the same type of evidence that you supplied for your own existence.


I once thought you were only irrational in regard to the beliefs you hold related to your faith, but I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that I was wrong.

You really do struggle with this rationality thing, don't you? ;)

Why would you assume that what counts as evidence for my existence might also count as evidence for God's?

You seem to be saying that evidence for the existence of one thing can be taken to be evidence for the existence of anything else. But this is absurd.

If you hold a tiny box in your hand and you detect movement inside the box, does that mean that an elephant is likely to be inside the box causing the movement?

Of course not. The movement may be caused by any number of things, but a tiny elephant rampaging around inside the handheld box certainly isn't among the most probable.

Sure, a tiny elephant may be inside the box causing the movement, but in the absence of extraordinary evidence that an elephant is inside the box, such an inference is ridiculous.

It's almost as ridiculous as drawing the inference that the Christian God exists because someone calling himself "God" (which is blasphemy in some religions) posts a message under that screenname on a discussion board.
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2006, 01:40:25 AM »

Who in his right mind would read ordinary posts on a bulletin board and infer that those posts were written by a supernatural being simply because the author of those posts uses the screenname "God" (which BTW is probably blasphemous in a number of religions)?

After having computers, the internet, discussion boards, etc., explained and demonstrated to him, is there anyone among us, other than the mentally deficient, who would continue to do so?

It is rational to infer that the posts written by "Cogito" that appear on this board are written by a very ordinary human being. It is irrational to an extreme to believe that the posts written by "God" that appear on this board are written by an omniscient omnipotent supernatural being.
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2006, 07:48:47 AM »

Booooooooo!  Hiss!!!  [ketchup

lol, I'm having trouble with rationality?  rofl.  God was responding to your point about indisputability.  He quoted you, and you deny the quote!  Now, that is rational, Cogito-style!

"Why would I not admit what I said?"

Who knows?  Dementia?  Embarrasment?  Over-tiredness?  Senility?  Chicken?  Nonetheless, you did.

"What I also said that you neglected to mention was this:"

Well sure I neglected to mention it.  In the next post you'll just say that you didn't say that, so what's the point for me to respond to it?  ;)

Of course, what else should I expect from someone who does not indisputably exist
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2006, 07:49:35 AM »

"It is rational to infer that the posts written by "Cogito" that appear on this board are written by a very ordinary human being."

But not indisputably so.
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2006, 04:27:39 PM »

Well hello God.  Nice to meet you. God you remind me back when i was in mexico and all the children named Jesus.
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2006, 01:44:18 AM »

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"It is rational to infer that the posts written by "Cogito" that appear on this board are written by a very ordinary human being."

But not indisputably so.


Aw, I'm blushing. . .  [hug

Thanks for the compliment, but trust me, I am a VERY ordinary human being. (Or if you don't trust me, talk to my wife, she's more than willing to vouch for my "ordinariness.")

. . . uh, that is what you meant, isn't it? . . . that my claim about being just an "ordinary" human being is not indisputable?
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2006, 08:46:33 AM »

Nope.  That you exist at all.  I dispute it.  In another thread I offered one hypothesis.  You can respond to it here if you like.  That hypothesis is that there is no 'Cogito,' rather, 'Cogito' is just Copernicus under a different name.
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2006, 09:35:47 AM »

Hey God, why did you create allergies? And the flu? And the platypus, you had to be on some serious ayahuasca when you created that animal. And ayahuasca, for that matter. You must have been laughing your ass off the first time some poor South American native ingested that stuff.
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2006, 10:18:44 AM »

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That hypothesis is that there is no 'Cogito,' rather, 'Cogito' is just Copernicus under a different name.


But I've already indisputably proved that there is a 'Cogito.'

'Cogito' is the screenname that is linked to the post that is now appearing on your monitor. I trust that you can see that with your own two eyes.

Now, precisely what 'Cogito' is, if anything, beyond the screenname linked to this and to many other posts on this board, is another matter. I believe that we have good reason to believe that 'Cogito' -- like 'sntjohnny,' like 'Ragnar,' like 'Copernicus,' like 'God,' and like all the other screennames linked to posts that appear on this discussion board -- is a human being.

Of course, it's possible that this is incorrect. 'Cogito' could be a computer program designed to respond to theist arguments on discussion boards. 'Cogito' could be a supernatural being who gets his jollies from responding to theist arguments on discussion boards. Or 'Cogito' could be a dolphin or a Martian or a computer glitch or about a zillion other things.

You are free to believe that 'Cogito' is any one of those things. But you cannot rationally believe that 'Cogito' is any one of those other things unless you have good reason to believe it -- and this is where you have a real problem.

To you, mere unjustified belief is often equivalent to rational belief. At times, you do not seem to be able to clearly distinguish between the two.

To believe rationally it is necessary that you have good reason to hold some particular belief that you hold. Mere possibility of truth is never a good reason to believe anything but for you, sometimes this, combined with your fervent desire to believe, seems to be enough.

Beliefs ought not to be chosen; they ought to be accepted. If we desire that some proposition be true, if anything, we ought to be doubly skeptical about that proposition's actual truth; for in those cases there is always the danger that we hold the belief not because rational thought compels us to accept its truth, but only because we desire it to be true.
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2006, 02:54:45 PM »

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I beat Satan to sntjohnny's forums. HA!


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Good one.

As for this pointless bit of humor we're for conversational purposes calling a "thread topic..."

I'll leave it to you guys. Over and out!
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2006, 03:24:50 PM »

God: Why did you make asthma?
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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2006, 09:26:27 PM »

Cogito, you go into a whole lot of blather only to concede the very point you are objecting to:

"Of course, it's possible that this is incorrect. 'Cogito' could be a computer program designed to respond to theist arguments on discussion boards. 'Cogito' could be a supernatural being who gets his jollies from responding to theist arguments on discussion boards. Or 'Cogito' could be a dolphin or a Martian or a computer glitch or about a zillion other things."

Or, to give another example that you raised- perhaps my eyes do deceive me, right?

Now, your problem is that you mix and match your arguments as you go.   In this post here you say:

" But you cannot rationally believe ... "

But this was not part of the conditions that started this whole thing.  What does rationality have to do with anything?  In regards to our discussions about the resurrection, you insisted on 'indisputable' evidence, without any reference to any notions that by 'indisputable' you eliminate 'irrational' possibilities in the category of 'indisputable.'  You are holding a double standard, and you are sinking so low to do it that you are making elementary philosophical mistakes.

What philosopher expects 'indisputable' evidence of anything?  Anything can be disputed.  You never said anything about the disputations being rational!  That is a post-hoc attempt to redeem your petty standard.  Despite the fact that anything can be disputed, indisputability is the standard you insist we judge the resurrection claims.  

I said that I might accept the indisputability standard if you could prove indisputably that you exist.  At that time, neither of us had included the caveat that the disputes be 'rational.'  Even so, in your very last post you provide for me several possibilities by which I can dispute your existence.  Now, for your existence, you demand that indisputability be contingent on rational possibilities!  However, you have only produced the same kind of evidence for your existence on this forum as God has!

If you consider that the existence of God is now indisputable, resting on the same type of evidence you have submitted for your own existence to me- which you deem 'indisputable,' I will change my tone.

An area of compromise might exist- I'd be more than happy to concede that not all beliefs are qualitatively the same.  In fact, that is my own view, and the view of practically every person on the planet that is not a vegetable.  So I'm not really bending over very far to make that compromise.

However, I do not think you are capable of making that compromise.  I think you much rather prefer to insist that I back up my claims with 'indisputable' evidence while you get to back up your claims only according to the measly standard that "you have good reason to believe it."

Or, to sum up the hypocrisy of it all in a single paragraph:  The standard you hold your own claims to for them to be rational is only "you have good reason to believe it."  For our claims, there must be 'indisputable' reasons for believing it before it becomes rational to believe them.  Its a double standard, its hypocrisy, and frankly... very funny.
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