This comment is completely unrelated to your post (which was cool, by the way)...
I once was out with some friends when we accidentally happened upon a karaoke bar. Normally, we leave as fast as possible (because karaoke ranks just above Chinese water torture and C-SPAN on the list of things I just can't stand), but the lady singing at that moment made us all stop and laugh. She was singing the "You say potato, I say po-tah-to" song, except she apparently hadn't heard the song before, because she didn't pronounce the words differently. She said, "You say po-tay-to. I say po-tay-to. You say to-may-to and I say to-may-to...let's call the whole thing off!" All she had were the words on the karaoke machine and, if she hadn't heard the song before, it only makes sense that she'd pronounce them normally since that's how they were written.
People rolled with laughter, and she was a bit self conscious at first, apparently because she didn't understand why everyone thought it was so funny. Eventually, she got into it and belted out quite possibly the worst rendition of that song, save the time my ex-roommate sang it on the front lawn in nothing but his boots and underwear to the tune of some wacked out British speed metal band when we were in college.
There was a lot of alcohol involved in that one, in case you couldn't tell.
...proceed with your regularly scheduled discussion.