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Ragnar

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Funny joke - even Xtians should like this one
« on: April 23, 2009, 12:23:08 PM »
Three engineering students are discussing what type of engineer God would be based on the design of the human body.

One says, "He is a mechanical engineer. Look at all the joints."

The second says, "He is an electrical engineer. The nervous system has thousands of electrical impulses."

The third says, "No way. He has to be a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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Re: Funny joke - even Xtians should like this one
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 02:59:51 PM »
Funny - at God's expense.  I know - way to serious!  Our current redesign was due to the fall as far as I know.  I'm doubtful in our pre-fallen condition that there would have been any waste, perfect energy conversion.  Losing ones immortality must have been a bummer.  I wonder if thats something I want to ask Adam about when I meet him?  Might be something not relevant at that point.  It happened and I have to deal with it.  My personal favorite joke somewhat along this thought line is:

Sales people know less and less about more and more until they know almost nothing about everything, whereas engineers know more and more about less and less until they know almost everything about nothing. 
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Re: Funny joke - even Xtians should like this one
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 04:54:37 PM »
Did all these "engineers" fuss about something different?  I didn't get it.  I thought these smart people shouldn't condratict each other or question each other.. but work together?  I'm lost.. lol
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