Sophmore? I'm guessing high school. I guess English isn't a required course any more.
Rangar;
Aww, it ain't so bad out here. The occasional mortor attacks are bearable. The worse that's happened to me (I almost said 'so far', but that would be bad karma!) was getting smacked by the shock wave of a mortor hit and getting showered by rocks and dirt that were flung into the air by the mortor exploding. I do have one piece of shrapnel I picked up that I keep in my hooch as a good-luck charm (Hey! It didn't hit me, so that was good luck!) but war trophys include shrapnel chunks so they won't let me take it home :( .
You'd be amazed, as I am, how much damage a piece of shrapnel no bigger than -->this<-- can do. After a night where we had mortors come in, I went into a connex (those metal shipping containers you see stacked on cargo ships, for those who don't know) and I saw a bunch of pinhole sunbeams coming thru the side of the connex. I looked at the side of an air-conditioning unit (still in the box) and saw a hole in it. I took the unit out of the box and saw a hole about --.this<-- big in the coils. Upon further inspection I found the little piece of shrapnel lodged in the farside of the unit. The little piece about -->this<-- big went thru a metal wall, thru the metal case of an airconditioner, thru the coils and lodged in the opposite side of the case!
I brazed the holes in the coils and put the unit into service. I nick-named the a/c unit 'pokey'. So when I see the soldiers who got the unit in their quarters I ask, "How's pokey doing?"
Forgive the mindless banter, I guess I'm just bored, not much going on tonight. (I'm working the night shift) No 'boom-booms' yet tonight. Maybe hagee found something better to do tonight.
We call the butt-heads that lob crap at us 'Hagees' Pronounced HA-GEE.
The PX is out of Fritos again. How can they expect a man to survive without his Fritos I'll never know. I mean, I can learn to live without cheetos, but no Fritos?? THEN they dare sell cans of chili!! Now if that's not rubbing salt into a wound I don't know what is. Chili without fritos, how dare they.
Ya know what I miss? I used to get care packages from the good folks here at sntjohnny.com. I don't get those anymore. Although johnny does send me postcards every so often. At least I know he still supports me here.
I got so many books one time from these folks here that I took a big ol' box of them down to the field hospital here, attached a note to the box that read "Donated in support of our troops in OIF by the good folks at Sntjohnny.com" (OIF=Operation Iraqi Freedom)
Just to let any interested know I am still willing to pass on any donations anyone wishes to make to your troops. This can be anything from books and magazines, to pre-packaged crackers or anything in-between. I solomly promise to deliver anything sent with a "For the troops" label to random military units or the unit of your designation. Just send whatever you wish to:
Frederick Geraci
KBR
APO AE 09391
Well, time to put my helmet on and go make my rounds (Kevlar is heavy stuff) Ya'll keep up the playful banter, it's great entertainment.